Best Mommy/Worst Mommy

Kyle just kissed me on the cheek and sweetly said, "You are the best Mommy."  Then, he reconsidered and said, "Actually, sometimes you are the best Mommy.  Sometimes you are the worst Mommy."

I asked him, "When am I the worst Mommy?"

He replied, "Like when you don't let us have Nutella.  When you don't let us have Wii.  When you don't let us have screen time."

In that case, I'll proudly wear my "Worst Mommy" label.

Shotgun

Getting ready to head out the door, Nathan announced, "I call shotgun!"  Without skipping a beat, Kyle responded, "I call machine gun!"  Proof positive that everything is a competition with my boys.